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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Top Five Emails I Didn't Need to See Today







Kris and Bruce Jenner have separated. Delivered to my inbox via TMZ. Dear TMZ, who signed me up for this?





The pumpkin pie blizzard has arrived at Dairy Queen. Don’t get me started on the pumpkin madness this time of year. If pumpkin anything was that damn good, consumers would be buying the stuff year round.




Publisher’s Clearing House requires my immediate attention. For the love of God, do not ever, I repeat ever, enter one of their contests unless you love junk mail, and tons of it.





DSW is having a shoe sale. My toe is broken. I wear that beautiful Velcro boot on my right foot. Unless you can sell me one shoe, you are wasting your time and mine.





Dental appointment reminder. I gave you 2200 bazillion dollars yesterday. Of course you remind me to come back. 


And you? What emails would you be happy to never see again?



6 comments:

  1. Deb,
    thank you for making me laugh this morning! I love your sense of humor and keep reading your blog.
    As you collect compliments, I do have to tell you how much I appreciate the soulful way of your service. I can feel how much you like to connect with the people who visit your blog.
    Warm regards
    Nicole from good old Germany

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    1. Thanks so much, Nicole! Nice to meet you through the UBC.

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  2. I, evidently, can have my penis enlarged and should launch a law suit over my pelvic mesh sling. Lol. Spam is the worst!

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    1. Oh geesh, I didn't even look at the spam folder when writing this, and you are so right. There are at least six hot sluts waiting to meet me every day. Thanks for coming by!

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