Kris and Bruce Jenner have separated. Delivered to my inbox via TMZ. Dear TMZ, who signed me up for this?
The pumpkin pie blizzard has arrived at Dairy Queen. Don’t get me started on the pumpkin madness this time of year. If pumpkin anything was that damn good, consumers would be buying the stuff year round.
Publisher’s Clearing House requires my immediate attention. For the love of God, do not ever, I repeat ever, enter one of their contests unless you love junk mail, and tons of it.
DSW is having a shoe sale. My toe is broken. I wear that beautiful Velcro boot on my right foot. Unless you can sell me one shoe, you are wasting your time and mine.
Dental appointment reminder. I gave you 2200 bazillion dollars yesterday. Of course you remind me to come back.
And you? What emails would you be happy to never see again?