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Saturday, October 19, 2013

Heading West

According to Safe Horizon.org, one in four women will experience domestic violence during her lifetime. Learn more here.

This is my flash fiction piece about it:


Heading West


He said she was nothing when he found her and would be nothing without him.

When she started sleepwalking he called her bat shit crazy. Sometimes she did normal things in her sleep, like watching late night television; Sometimes stranger things, like weeding the flowerbeds-- in the kitchen floor.

When the flowerbeds were clean and late night shows were reruns, she did other things like organizing drawers and packing for vacations that were only dreams. Sometimes she frantically scribbled to-do lists in the dark. When he found them he thought the preschooler wrote them and told him he hoped to God he turned out smarter than his mother.

He said he’d take the children she didn’t deserve and disappear if she didn’t see a shrink. She kept every appointment, twice weekly for months, but the sleepwalking continued. 

If her subconscious activities woke him, he would sometimes strike her, but things that happened in sleep were not as painful as words spoken in daylight, in front of the children.

After six months of therapy she came home from a session and found him drunk and still drinking with a buddy, laughing too loud about what a stupid stupid bitch he’d married.

Later, when he was good and passed out, she sleepwalked for the last time. 

She went to the dresser in the guest room and removed all the cash that he’d hidden there, slipped it into her bag next to the lists of contacts her doctor recommended, and loaded packed luggage into the car. 

She weeded flowerbeds in the kitchen once more, removing the things she’d hidden under a loose board: more cash, important papers, passports he never knew existed.

Then she carried the sleeping children to the car, buckled them in, and headed west.






Friday, October 4, 2013

Sleepwalking and Johnny Carson





When I was a kid, I loved the Johnny Carson Show, but Mom rarely let me stay up to watch it (technically, by the time I loved it, the show was called The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson).

The room my sister and I shared had a small TV, and I would sometimes get up in my sleep, turn on Johnny, and sit at the foot of my twin bed, watching.

Every time, Mom would stomp into my room, and ask WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS DOING. Every time, since one is not always so smart when sleepwalking, I would very indignantly reply I AM WATCHING JOHNNY CARSON.

Mom snapped off the TV, I got back under the covers, and it was over until 10:30 the next night that I fell asleep mad that I didn’t get to watch.

One night I sleepwalked, and maybe it was Saturday or Sunday, because instead of watching Johnny, I really wanted to write a letter.

Mom found me standing on the kitchen counter near the chair I’d dragged over, head and arms in the cabinets, shoving bowls and plates and glasses out of my way, urgently trying to find paper and pens.

In her usual fashion, Mom said WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?

I gave her my best ARE YOU JUST STUPID OR WHAT look and said I. Am. Writing. A. Letter.

The chair was quickly put in its proper place and so was I and the next day I had to straighten up all the cupboards even though I had no memory of being the one who messed them up.



Have you ever sleepwalked? If so, what's the goofiest thing you did?